1. guy:


    Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

    how high are the people running this blog

    (via condom)

  2. lavitaaccende:

    Here’s a recoding selfie. Message me tumblr friends!


  3. thesylverlining:



    why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

    why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

    why do advertisers humanize food products

    why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

    (via condom)


  5. michaxl:



    why am i not a disney princess

    because ur a 15 year old boy


    (via thefuuuucomics)

  6. (Source: iraffiruse, via thats-so-meme)

  8. lolerzz:

    the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  9. thgrares:

    Josh Hutcherson outtakes from Seventeen shoot

    (via joshhutchersonnews)


  10. my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

    (Source: assgod, via lavitaaccende)